The first step to curing the problem is having one.

Note to self: Leaving notes for yourself doesn’t work.

Give the Dog a Bone

How my creative energy is harnessed.

The Masochist’s Lament

Need I say more?

Better than Morphine

To take away stress, anxiety and general uncomfortableness.

Side effects may include: Inability to sit still, uncontrollable vocal outbursts and “Spacing out”

I Should Write a Book.

BDSM for the cash restrained student.

Classic Cadbury’s Caramel Bunny

Gang rape needs careful consideration and planning before execution.

Repression

My Master Reckons that my twisted fetishes are a result of extreme repression from my years at Catholic School.

He says it’s like mining coal.