Note to self: Leaving notes for yourself doesn’t work.

Give the Dog a Bone

How my creative energy is harnessed.

The Masochist’s Lament

Need I say more?

Better than Morphine

To take away stress, anxiety and general uncomfortableness.

Side effects may include: Inability to sit still, uncontrollable vocal outbursts and “Spacing out”

I Should Write a Book.

BDSM for the cash restrained student.